Booze Bandage

The best thing to happen since drinking! It's a patch you wear while you drink so you're not as hungover the next day. You sneak these on so your friends suffer like little bitches and you look like a superhero!

Slap this Booze Bandage on and you're good to go!

by nautiginger July 16, 2019

used.bandage

A person on TikTok that makes content, a mega W

Omg guys! Used.bandage posted today!

by usedbandage:) December 29, 2021

Somerset Bandage

A “bodge-job” medical technique where kitchen roll is duct taped over the abrasion.

“We don’t have First Aid Kits here lad, use a Somerset Bandage and suck it up”

by Somerset 7 November 22, 2022

National Bandage93 Appreciation Day

Bandage93 is a cute handsome man. He deserves his own day! This day will be celebrated on September 11th at 8 am! Thank you!

"Oh man, its National Bandage93 Appreciation Day, lets celebrate!"

"What the fuck are you doing in my house?"

by Bandage93 March 22, 2025

National Bandage93 Appreciation Day

A day to celebrate Bandage93! Hes a cherished and handsome and cute little guy, it will be celebrated September 19th for literally no reason!

"Oh wow its National Bandage93 Appreciation Day! Lets celebrate!"

"Who are you and why the fuck are you in my house?"

by Bandage93 March 22, 2025

Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022