Bane balled

The act of placing ones balls in someone else’s mouth while wearing a c-pap mask and breathing heavy and using your best Bane voice. Bane is in reference of the comic character.

Doug just Bane balled John.

by Bane Darkness February 22, 2018

Getting the Baltes

The act of totally getting screwed over at work in the midst of a hectic day.

Jim: "It is going to be super busy in the store today."
Bob: "Yeah and we have a huge work list to get done."
Jim: "and a ton of customers to take care of, maybe Brad can help us out with the customers while we get the work list done."
Bob: "Dude, Brad went home early said he needed to cut hours today."
Jim: "are you fucking kidding me man? We are totally Getting the Baltes in here today!"

by Polish Assassin June 22, 2011

baited breath

A fairly common misspelling of the phrase, "bated breath".

{In a small series of text messages between Josh & Mary in the same room}"
{Josh}: I'm sitting here with baited breath waiting for the postman!
{Mary}: What, have you been eating smelt or sushi or something? I don't smell fish!

by Telephony February 12, 2015

Bated

to get wasted on drugs and or alcohol.

Man was I ever bated last night at that party.

by Bated December 8, 2009

rage baited

Saying something that will obviously piss someone off just to get the reaction.

Me: Brittany Murphy will be forgotten just like any other celebrity in Hollywood. Move on

Girl: You're heartless. You don't even know her.

Me: You just got rage baited.

by E. Nygma December 20, 2009

one balled

When you take one ball out and dangle it in someone's face, similar to teabagging but with half the effort.

Skinny just one balled me in a club, he's fucking mental!

by anomolyrocks August 20, 2011

Balled

To have sex with, like banged.

I just balled this lovely momma.

by lok February 1, 2006