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What my chin smells like
Hey Bob...why does my chin smell like balls?

Mind if I scratch my back w/ your balls?
Balls by thebee08 July 7, 2008
Things that are inert.

(Origin of joke: The video "The Balls Are Inert" by Kajetokun, the same man behind the infamous Over 9000 video.")
Piccolo: "The balls are inert. It doesn't make a bit of difference guys."
Gohan: "But it's still there!"
Piccolo: "Yes, but I think it doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. The balls are inert."
Gohan: "But it's still--"
Piccolo: "FUCK, GOHAN! THE FUCKING BALLS ARE FUCKING INERT! SHIT, GOHAN!"
Gohan: "But it's--"
Piccolo: "SHIT!"
balls by Raymoo November 1, 2007
An exclamation used to describe either the positive, or negative extreme on the 'awesome scale'.
Or something both positive and negative simultaneously
Positive: "That scythe is so balls!"
Negative: "Aw, BALLS! My car ran out of gas!"
Both Simultaneously: "You kicked that ball from all the other side of the field and hit me in the face! That was balls!"
Balls! by xelphyn January 25, 2011
A man body part located under the penis used to create and store cum
Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna tickle my Balls you will receive a yummy surprise if you do?
Kiersten : Uh No! And pull up your pants were in public!
Steve : Oh La La La!
Chad : OOOOO! Jesus Christ! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve: MMMMMMM! Yummy!
Chad: Oh Steve your such a sneaky guy!
Steve: I just love to tickle Balls!
Chad : Good Now Suck Them!
Steve: Mmmmm! Lalalalala Ahhhhh!
Chad: Damn Steve you sure know how to handle a guy's Balls!
Kiersten : Well that was a bunch of disgusting!
Balls by SlopNChop April 19, 2018
Dude, you need to grow some &balls;!!1!one!
&balls; by Figure.10 June 24, 2009
Used as a target when being touched by creepy old guys
Some old guy tried to put me in his van so i kicked him in the balls
Balls by Spartan Monky October 18, 2008