baby dick

An extremely tiny penis. Any guy with a baby dick belongs in panties, will be a virgin for life and deserves to be made fun of and humiliated forever.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Kevin has a baby dick?
Girl 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Girl 1: He definitely needs to be in panties!
Girl 2: And you know he'll be a virgin for life for sure!!
Both girls: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Abby Davis September 14, 2008

Baby Dick

A dick that is the size of a baby's dick. Can usualy be found in fat girls mouths because guys with baby dicks can't get hot chicks.

Johny has a baby dick that his fat girlfrind puts in her mouth.

by Taco September 10, 2003

baby dick

When a Guy (Josh cantos) has a small penis

WOW, Josh has a such a small baby dick

by Theman187 December 2, 2004

baby dick ass nigga

a person that have a baby dick ;little;shmeat

Shut the fuck up baby dick ass nigga

by Define man CJ November 29, 2018

baby-dick-nonsense

something that makes no sense. synonyms: bull shit, bologna

Yo man that's a bunch of baby-dick-nonsense you didn't bang that model.

by babydickmeister November 24, 2009

BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome)

BDS us an abbreviation of Baby Dick Syndrome. Which is not a real disease it is just a way of insulting some one by telling them their penis looks like a baby's or is just really small.

At school we have to shower for gym and so every one sees my penis and yes i will admit it is very small 1inch soft, 3inches hard, 2inches around. So all the other guys call me BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome) and it quickly spread around the school so know all the girls call me BDS so i am pretty sure half the school forgot my real name. It first i had a hard time with it but then i just owned up to it and started calling my self BDS and everyone stopped making fun of me. But i am still called BDS.

by Micatalckalot August 1, 2014

Baby Dicked

To get screwed over by someone with a tiny penis similar to that of a baby.

You've been Baby Dicked.

by CAUDILL March 31, 2007