broffee

Meeting for coffee for two male straight guys, to talk about their problems with their wives or gfs.

-Hey, wanna come over to see the game?
-Sorry man, I promised to go out in the afternoon for a broffee with Nick. He's having a load of troubles with his wife. Again.

by ambageo January 30, 2016

broffeine

Guys having coffee together.

John and David met for some broffeine time.

by dsteven September 13, 2016

Breffy

An abbreviation for the best meal of the day .. Breakfast. See also: "breffy burritos." A burrito filled with all of your favorite breffy goodies (eggs / cheese / meat / potato / salsa / etc...)

1 - What's for Breffy Bro?!
2 - I just got this loaded Breffy Burrito. Rise and Shine, it's going to be a great day!
3- Breffy - the most important meal of the day.

by doyouwanttotacoboutit June 8, 2018

Bloffy

Feeling under the weather or a little out of sorts

I’m feeling kinda bloffy today.

by pommesdeterre August 31, 2021

Boffy

when your hair is big and messy in the morning before straightening and/ or styling.

Omgzzzz my hair is so boffy this morning

by tyrer the tiger February 11, 2009

broffee

Broffee is a stimulating beverage, often brewed with stale coffee granules and warm beer. Broffee purists argue that beer must be the primary liquid used to brew the coffee; however, coffee addicts and other degenerates have been known mix pre-made coffee with beer.

While John and Tommy prefer to brew their broffee by pouring an old beer directly into the back of the coffee maker, Andrew will simply pour an old beer into a moldy cup of Joe.

by Mantis Toboggan, M.D. December 8, 2009

brofay

A bro or friend who is chill

Wad up Brofay? Where the parties at?

by Mike Dijon January 10, 2008