The wife of an adult scout. Although these men are amazing, sweet, handy men who can do just about everything they are never around because they are shaping the minds of the future amazing men of the world. Every woman deserves a husband amazing as a boy scout but they should know that they are in for lots of camp-outs, banquets, and time spent in the woods. Not always a bad thing. But you have to be open-minded with nature and trees and non cleanliness of dishes because these are outdoors men and they are worth it.
woman one: "your husband is away AGAIN this weekend?"
woman 2: "yeah I'm a boy scout widow"
woman 1: "you poor thing?"
woman 2: *looks quizically at her friend* "why? he is the best husband in the world. wheres your husband?"
woman 1: "drunk on the couch watching the game"
woman 2: "mine is helping kids become better men." *gives the you fail look*
woman 2: "yeah I'm a boy scout widow"
woman 1: "you poor thing?"
woman 2: *looks quizically at her friend* "why? he is the best husband in the world. wheres your husband?"
woman 1: "drunk on the couch watching the game"
woman 2: "mine is helping kids become better men." *gives the you fail look*
by BoyScout'sGirl January 20, 2011
Get the Boy Scout Widow mug.VERB: used when doing something that a boy scout would do. something that would be easy for a boy scout to do, but a little bit harder for the common folk.
Guy #1: "dude! you just went completely boy scout on that tent!"
Guy #2: "i know man! it was awesome! but not quite as awesome as how you boy scouted that fire!"
Guy #2: "i know man! it was awesome! but not quite as awesome as how you boy scouted that fire!"
by JohnsonPSanderson October 29, 2010
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by GG the happy clown September 23, 2013
Get the boy scout salute mug.A definition that has been thoroughly tainted by the other UD contributors. Boy scouts are not highly trained assassins who know over 9000 ways to kill someone. They do not try to set everything on fire, and any scout who paid any attention would know that a knife is not a toy, and under normal circumstances should not be used as a weapon. A boy scout is, on average, a preteen-adult who has an interest in developing useful skills, connecting with nature, or just making some friends with common interest.
UD Twat: Boy scouts r crazy and will fuck ur shit up if you cross them!!
Actual Boy Scout: No, we aren't all about violence the way you think we are. Please don't say stupid things like that.
Actual Boy Scout: No, we aren't all about violence the way you think we are. Please don't say stupid things like that.
by Oreo Wizard May 2, 2018
Get the Boy Scout mug.Total fucking bad ass. Usually stereotyped as a nerdy homosexual. Which some scouts are. But the cool ones know how to do things that are taught in the special forces.
Dick head: hah you are a boy scout you must be a fag!
Scout: say one more word and I will dislocate both of your arms, tie you in a pretzel and stab you multiple times with your own foot
Scout: say one more word and I will dislocate both of your arms, tie you in a pretzel and stab you multiple times with your own foot
by LordRBP November 15, 2011
Get the Boy scout mug.The act of consciously doing something to prepare yourself for a night of drinking and partying. Based on the Scout's motto to "Be Prepared".
Robin: "Oh man. I'm afraid im going to get too drunk tonight."
Beth: "Thats why im boyscoutting. I'm eating so many chicken nuggets for dinner so they'll soak up the alcohol."
Danielle: "Aww bummer! They don't sell alcohol inside the stadium."
Anne: "Yeah, I know... that's why I boyscoutted. I have a flask in my purse for later."
Danielle: "Way to be prepared!"
Beth: "Thats why im boyscoutting. I'm eating so many chicken nuggets for dinner so they'll soak up the alcohol."
Danielle: "Aww bummer! They don't sell alcohol inside the stadium."
Anne: "Yeah, I know... that's why I boyscoutted. I have a flask in my purse for later."
Danielle: "Way to be prepared!"
by LeBonk December 4, 2010
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My English teacher got arressted again after forcing troop 401 to prepare and serve him a boy scout pancake
by Nick Karl November 12, 2007
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