The man called Blueberry, is truly unique. Always wants to keep buff and absolutely refuses to eat anything other than cottage cheese and cauliflower. He is stern and boring and his friends sometimes want to put him in a blender and blend him into a smoothie and serve him to a yeti in Switzerland. Big happy Blueberry Smoothie… And also addicted to black coffee but now NEEDS to drink it with steamed almond milk!
Friend: Blueberry do you want dessert?
Blueberry: No!!! I need to keep fit!!!
Friend: Dude your twice the size of a Hippopotamus!!! No offence….
Blueberry: Whatever!
Friend: Why did I even ask…..
Blueberry: No!!! I need to keep fit!!!
Friend: Dude your twice the size of a Hippopotamus!!! No offence….
Blueberry: Whatever!
Friend: Why did I even ask…..
by Sunshinevally!123 February 21, 2022
A sexy person in my school who wears this amazing jacket that makes them look like a blueberry, just a yummy snack
by Fortniteclips March 12, 2019
person one: "wow! i didnt know you had a blackberry!"
person two: "it was a blackberry until i scratched it and ripped out the track ball- now its a blueberry."
person one: "oh, sorry dude."
person two: "it was a blackberry until i scratched it and ripped out the track ball- now its a blueberry."
person one: "oh, sorry dude."
by ineedanewphone December 13, 2009
He is the shortesttttt of all the boys. Though he is without a doubt the best at making funny’s. He may not know when to draw the line yet he can somehow gets away with it. He does the majority of the flaming but it’s all in good fun, right?
by knox(y) March 29, 2022
A CAR pulls up the alley behind him. Alex slumps down in his seat as the car passes. Some kind of PRIVATE SECURITY car. Rent-A-Cop. Shit. The car parks. FUCK. A second later, a big, mean-looking man steps out, holding a heavy black maglight, a GUN clearly visible on his belt. Blueberries.
Credit: Tim Minear, Drive
Credit: Tim Minear, Drive
by Dwigt May 07, 2007
Yo i snorted a few blueberries before luch and i was jacked.
Guy 1: I just coped a blueberry from that kid for like 75 cents man! Guy2: What? Guy1: You know, them 10mg addys! Guy2: oh yeah, i like the orange ones too.
Guy 1: I just coped a blueberry from that kid for like 75 cents man! Guy2: What? Guy1: You know, them 10mg addys! Guy2: oh yeah, i like the orange ones too.
by LeibstandarteAdh (matt b.) March 08, 2007
Retarded Wyotech students that don't know shit, but think they are Gods' gift to the world... Little do they know Green shirts start out making ten dollars more an hour.
by Luke Schall September 30, 2011