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Acronym standing for:
Body
Legs
Ass
Face
Tits
BLAFT is the most accurate scale of a woman’s attractiveness known to man. Each category ranges from 1-10; with 1 being the most unattractive physical feature imaginable and 10 being completely flawless, respectively. Each category is completely independent of every other category. After all categories have been judged* by at least 2 persons**, they will be added up and multiplied by two (2). The resulting number will be equivalent to a percentage in where 100% would be the perfect*** woman.
*BLAFT only takes into account physical features. Absolutely NO personality or intelligence is taken into account.
**BLAFT may only be done by men. No woman is EVER to be made aware of BLAFT.
***It is said that if a woman is accurately judged to be a “100” space and time would unravel.
Body
Legs
Ass
Face
Tits
BLAFT is the most accurate scale of a woman’s attractiveness known to man. Each category ranges from 1-10; with 1 being the most unattractive physical feature imaginable and 10 being completely flawless, respectively. Each category is completely independent of every other category. After all categories have been judged* by at least 2 persons**, they will be added up and multiplied by two (2). The resulting number will be equivalent to a percentage in where 100% would be the perfect*** woman.
*BLAFT only takes into account physical features. Absolutely NO personality or intelligence is taken into account.
**BLAFT may only be done by men. No woman is EVER to be made aware of BLAFT.
***It is said that if a woman is accurately judged to be a “100” space and time would unravel.
dude 1: "Dude! lets BLAFT that chick walkin her dog, she looks pretty hot."
dude 2: " Alright man, B:7. L:8, A: 8, F:7, T...9!"
dude 1: "Ok so shes a... 78."
dude 2: "Nicely done. she seemed like an 80's chick, but BLAFT doesnt lie. Still, kudos to you miss 78."
dude 2: " Alright man, B:7. L:8, A: 8, F:7, T...9!"
dude 1: "Ok so shes a... 78."
dude 2: "Nicely done. she seemed like an 80's chick, but BLAFT doesnt lie. Still, kudos to you miss 78."
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