blogs

plural of the popular internet word blog.

See the definition of blog for an explaination.

by Mitch April 13, 2005

Blogstipationist hobo

A hobo that cannot blog, or cannot think of anything to blog about.

That hobo with a macbook over there is a blogstipationist hobo.

by Donald Qeuel December 25, 2008

blogsturbation

1. Featuring someone or something to a ridiculous extent on a blog with no sense of objectivity or self awareness.

2. Verbal masturbation on a blog

Blogsturbation: Perez Hilton can't stop blogsturbating to Lady Gaga.

Blogsturbation: Anything John Mayer writes in blog form.

by dirty microphone January 28, 2010

Bogswinkles

1. An exclamation made after someone makes a mistake of any sort.

2. An exclamation of pain.

1. Kid: Breaks the lamp. “Bogswinkles!”

2. Teenager: Falls off trampoline “Ohh…bogswinkles!”

by Epicbird August 15, 2021

blogstitute

A person or persons who comment in blogs, make friend requests in online communities like myspace.com, or post bulletins on online communities with the sole purpose of pushing their website, band, or business.

A person on myspace sends you a friend request. You open that person's profile and find a link or meta refresh to a website containg pornography or band paraphernalia.

"I just got ten blogstitute requests on myspace."

by John Watson Jr. August 23, 2006

the bogs

The place where people shit out poos

Here man where's the bogs in this place? I need to shit out a poo!

by Swissy swearney October 28, 2013

gobby bogs

To recieve a blowjob while taking a shit
Gobby - blowjob
Bog - take a shit

I copped gobby bogs last night
Fuck off you're gross

by Name??@! January 12, 2008