betty crockered

"Baked out of your mind."

Average Joe: "Bro, I'm so Betty Crockered, that bong ain't no joke."

Average Cody: "Hell yeah man, me too!"

by City Slickers June 26, 2014

betty cracker

1. Is someone who makes cocaine into crack.

when the goods aren't strong enough Betty Cracker comes and mixes it up.

by Princess Pink Bubble October 17, 2008

Betty Cocker

When a man dips his cock in cake batter and proceeds to have intercourse.

i gave my girlfriend a funfetti "Betty Cocker"

by J-Stoned69 August 3, 2011

Betty Crockered

To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.

My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.

by DPMistress April 11, 2015

Betty Cocker

When you’re doing a chick from behind and shove her face in a cake(preferably chocolate) and she eats the cake while face shoved in, then jizz all over her cake ridden face.

My lady said she wanted dessert so I gave her a Betty Cocker.

by Nutso March 25, 2021

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017

Betty cocker

It is either cake or cock and we are all out of cake!

This is a Betty cocker type of situation.

by Chienne pierre May 12, 2023