benching

Act involving sitting on a bench, smoking a joint, and talk about neuroscience,

- Hey Pooja, do you want to join us for some benching tonight?
- No.

by Encyclopedia Britannica vol. I July 23, 2016

Benched

to be drunk and on a bench with a friend. discussing pointless topics.

craig and gareth were benched, discussing how if the hulk teabagged you it would feel like getting hit in the face by some footballs

by Reedy111 December 1, 2009

benching

The act of magically pulling out one's bench from your universally deep pockets and chillaxing as if you are Cadena's pimp in a crowd of people.

Yeah, man. After a party like that, we just sat around Thereall benching and chatting.

by Catheiadena March 3, 2011

benched

when one doesnt even try to shoot their shot.

'she hasnt even talked to him! she's benched.'

by daddy deeya May 28, 2020

Benching

When a morbidly obese man slams himself on a flimsy looking bench with multiple people on it to make the whole thing collapse, making everyone fall on their asses, spilling any coffee or lunch they have with them

"Hey Michael, I just heard that John went out benching last night, he got some people real good"

by Lord Shaxx, god himself March 6, 2020

bench it

to sit/chill/talk/eat etc. somewhere

I'm gonna go bench it at Trevors house later.

by zachnnn May 11, 2007

Bench

Used to replace the word bitch when arround children or other people who you know are offended by swear words.

Look out! She'll go all bench on you.

by wild_prairie_gal January 12, 2009