beanstacker

A slur for someone with autism.

Guy 1: “Because that autistic retard kept feeding pigeons in the garden now the neighbors have complained their roof is covered in bird shit.”

Guy 2: “Fucking beanstacker!”

by Ifar Tedd January 11, 2023

Alabama Beanstalk

The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.

I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night

by FingerPuncher May 29, 2017

Jack-and-the-beanstalked

The subject must be at least 6 foot tall for this term to be used. It occurs when one male of at least 6 feet in height is dancing typical Caucasian moves with a newly acquainted female counterpart, and then an even taller male rudely jumps in between the two with spastic, over-the-top "Night At The Roxbury" moves resulting in the aforementioned male being cast aside to either the left or right of the female wondering what the fuck just happened.

This happened to me last night at a dance club and I immediately coined the phrase due to my sharp wit and ability to straight clown someone that cockblocks me.

"Dude last night I was doing The Watusi with this chica, and outta nowhere this lanky cracker 'Jack-and-the-beanstalked' me."

by DuValicious April 21, 2013

barstalk

A social dating site where you can stalk NYC bars and other New Yorkers to see who goes out where and when.

Good for:
-Planning your night
-Meeting new people
-Finding under-the-radar hotspots

Scenario #1
"How do you find single guys that aren't totally lame?"
"Barstalk. And even if I find some guy who seems cool online, but is really lame in person, at least I'm at a bar so there's usually some other guy I can talk to."

Scenario #2
"What are you up to tonight?"
"Going to meet up with some barstalk girls on the Lower East."

by jttwk June 28, 2009

jack and the beanstalk

having the tatoo "jack" written in green scroll on your penus then shoving beanstalks down your penis for arousal.

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by gnarkill69 January 27, 2011

bearstal

stall in which grizzly bear caswell takes a shit

timothy casewell from corunna michigan has done many a bearstals.

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

beanskank

A sexually promiscuous mexican woman.

Man 1: Damn, Alejandra has fucked three dudes in one night!

Man 2: Yeah she's a beanskank fo' sho

by thatguy6969 May 9, 2010