baste

Any situation in which a person recieves an item that they didn't want, but are forced to deal with. There are several varieties.
It originated from members of SWBGS dropping expensive and/or unwanted items onto unsuspecting victims shopping at supermarket checkouts.

ATM basting: When someone is withdrawing cash from an ATM, pressing the £200 button.

Supermarket basting: When someone leaves an inappropriate item on someones shopping at a supermarket checkout.

Eg, "You wanna baste that guy with these scottish biscuits?"

by Brincy December 28, 2005

Baste

Similar to 'Fry'

To completely and utterly humiliate someone by insulting them.

Guy 1- (insert insult here about Guy 2 and his mom)

Guy 2- *shakes his head* Whatever dude

Guy 3- Ooo boy,.. BASTE! Fo real doe, he just basted the mess outta ya!

by mhm-ya September 29, 2011

Baste

A big man/woman that is capable of crushing and/or eating you.

Andy Carroll is some Baste

by The personwhomakestuff February 10, 2012

baste

A method of getting high by filling a turkey baster with methamphetamine and water. The solution is then injected into the user's anus. This works along the lines of how a suppository works, and most methamphetamine users will not recommend it.

Tony got basted and jumped out a window.

by Radix October 16, 2005

basted

The act of getting a blowjob and pulling out of the girls mouth and blowing ur load when ready.

Man i was getting a bj and i basted all over her face.

by moondisog November 30, 2010

basting

To penetrate the ass of a butchered turkey. Make sure you unload your semen multiple times for flavor. When your family is eating it you pull your dick out and surprise them with whom the chef is.

My wife was turned on by my basting.

by righteousconsumption October 17, 2014

basting

the act of shooting heroin up the rectum with a turkey baster

"hey, i caught franz basting last night"

by matt December 24, 2003