bape

to tell a story that has no purpose at all, and ends up being a complete waste of time.
"dude, Megan just baped me. Add one to the tally."
by Bucky12 October 23, 2008
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Bape

When someone tells a really boring story but doesn't realize it.
Dude, Megan just baped the shit out of you.
by Harris Three October 21, 2008
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BAPE shit

to go "Ape Shit" over said clothing Brand, "BAPE"- and all things Japanese, Fluorescent Camouflage, Nigo, Ice Cream, Pharrell et al.
Dude, Jayson was going BAPE Shit over the new Fluorescent Camo BAPE Hoodie...
by ValerieK November 10, 2008
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bape stas

A shoe created by Nigo , a man from tokyo who invented his own style. Popularized by Pharell from the Neptunes.
Youngbuck: what dem kicks be like
me: man them are bathing apes aka bape stas mayne
youngbuck: yooooooo imma cop the shi+s them shi+$ lookk hard ,iite mayne
me: iite 1
by jnwpse July 7, 2006
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Bape Cow

Although no one knows what a Bape Cow is, it is known that if you see a Bape Cow in it's true form, you will die within the next 100 years. Bape Cows don't know that they're Bape Cows, because they think they're lemons.

There are good Bape Cows and bad Bape Cows. No one can tell whether or not a Bape Cow is good or bad.

Bape Cows are often seen with ragons, they're trusty steeds.

Huntin Bape Cows is a common hobby, though Bape Cow hunting enthusiasts often keep they're hobby a secret or within their group due to the lack of belief in Bape Cows.

If one asks, "What is a Bape Cow?" The only proper answer is, "I don't know. What is a Bape Cow?"
What's a Bape Cow?
by Golden Sculpie September 14, 2009
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Bape Cow

What is a Bape Cow?
No one knows what a Bape Cow is. Not even Bape Cows know what a Bape Cow is. They're too busy thinking that they're lemons. They ride Ragons and are omens of death. But we don't really know that because we don't know what Bape Cows are.
-What's a Bape Cow?
by Omatoe-may? January 26, 2009
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bape head

somebody who wears bape clothing
a like and obsession
"A man you see dude he really a bape head"
by bapes4life November 11, 2006
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