baked

To lose badly. Syn: beaten, abused, burnt, destroyed, crushed, demolished

The Oklahoma Sooners got "baked" in the title game against vs. USC 55-19

by R.Ruckus January 9, 2005

Baked

To Kush Connoisseurs, there are two types of weed:
Sativa: which is rich in THC, and gives you that up there HIGH

Indica: which is rich is CBD, and gives you that couch-lock STONED

now, the defition of to be baked, which is to be HIGH on THC and STONNED on CBD
in other words, high+stonned=BaKeD ;D

dealer: so how was that grandaddy purps i chopped ya yesterday?
dude: shit bredjin i got so bakedddddddddddd off like 6 bowls last nite i cant remember i was so high and stoned

by Le Kronic March 26, 2013

Baked

Verb; to do sexual things with the one and only Bobby Baker. This usually happens at a concert of some sort, usually Brad Paisley. One who get baked is most of the time under the influence of a large amount of alcohol and/or drugs. He/she does not realize that they got baked until the next morning when they are hungover and already dont feel good.

Friend1:" bobby just hooked up with that girl over there"

Friend2:"That bitch just got baked!!"

Friend1:"I dont think she even knows that she just got baked"

by Jed8397 May 17, 2014

Baked

Baked, beyond roasted (when a group of friends aim all jokes on you.) When you bake someone these are jokes of mass destruction. There is no coming back from a bake!

Friend A: we just roasted his ass bro.!!

B: Naw my dude we just baked him!

Friend A: we just roasted ass bro.

Friend B: Naw my dude, we just baked him!

by WordGirl_23 November 17, 2016

Baked

To Feel Stupid Or Dumb

2+2 isn't 5 it's 4 So You're Baked.

by D33zNutz1nHD March 23, 2008

baked

retarted, stupid, lame, innocent, retarted, silly, innocent

Lets say I didn't add up a math problem right..
so then maybe someone would say
"Wow your 'baked'!"
OR Example #2
Someone: Wow the sky is blue.
Me: Wow are you baked?

by zabbb! March 31, 2008

Baked

Adj. word used to decribe something or someone that is very cool or awesome.

Jack: Dude, there's Stan!

Bill: Stan is so baked!

by Irish48 December 21, 2009