Bairstow

A face like a slapped arsehole. Generally reserved for ginger haired cricket playing individuals.

Numt: Hey Bumt, did you see the Bairstow on that ranga at the crease!?

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes I did.

by Bumty August 25, 2019

bairy heaver

Swap the two first letters around to correct it.
Another name for a jungle of wisdom
A hairy vagina

"Damnn Girl thats one bairy heaver"

by Grimzey13 November 26, 2013

BAIRCUT

When your getting your haircut by a sexy milf and you’re bare ass naked, (this was first made when we misspelled haircut)

yea my barber was about 43-45 and her titties were all in my face, im so glad i got a baircut, i let everything hang out

by mocrast April 28, 2021

cam baird

👌
got ya
-Asad

cam baird is bad at the circle game

by camistrashatcirclegame February 1, 2018

baires

cool way to say Buenos Aires; one of the most "shakin asses" capital of this world...and of course, in Argentina, South America; Diego Maradona´s home

"Hey Niko, what da fuck we gonna do 2 night y´all??"
"Ohhhh!! c´monn men we re in Baires, let´s weed n´ house"

by Marcelo December 4, 2003

bairns

children in scottish

'Av to collect ma bairns from da school'

by beachy April 27, 2003

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell is renephobic because she didn’t send me a package for her new documentary “The World's A Little Blurry”. Her world may be blurry but now mine is sad because I do not have a documentary package. Why? Well it seems that perhaps Billie decided that she does not care about the gays and has chosen to let them rot and cry in their packageless bedroom. Thanks so much Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell. I hope you have a nice day.

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell is renephobic

by moreindifferent March 2, 2021