awakened simp

Simps are not eternal. The "awakened simp" is the state of being a simp achieves when he realizes his wrongdoings. This state comes after a simp has endured too much self-inflicted pain. This is also when a simp realizes that he needs to work to better himself, his self worth and confidence, before working on getting laid

Kyle used to be a simp, chasing uninterested women and belittling himself. Now he's become an awakened simp. What a chad

by Charlie 27 April 8, 2020

awoxer

In EVE Online, a hysterically bad short-term spy who joins your corp as an agent of a hostile corp. His intent is to kill your corp's PvEers, or otherwise sow as much havoc and distrust as possible before being kicked from your corp a few days later.

The smaller Northern Coalition corps are so full of awoxers...

by Jestertrek January 25, 2011

falling awake

When your on your way to waking up, your awake but your eyes wont open, thats falling awake

When your laying down and you wake up but you still have your eyes closed your falling awake

by DD.XXB January 13, 2019

Awakening

uh-wey-kuh-ning

adjective

The process one went through when reaching enlightenment.

"The Red Pill of Awakening "

“You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.” –Morpheus to Neo in the movie The Matrix

by Pseudonym2.0 March 11, 2015

Avoke

The youtubeer ninga definition of the year for gifting too much

Avoke is becoming Abroke

by djjdmsjsnd October 10, 2019

Awake the Rapper

the sexiest rapper of all time, best music you’ll ever hear that you’ll want to convert to Crimotism

Guy: Yo Michael, what song should I play
Michael: Put on The Truman Show by Awake the Rapper!
Guy and Michael: RED AND GREEN LIKE CHRISTMAS, HELLA FOR THESE BITCHES, THREE GANG LIKE CHANCELLOR, MILLIONS ON MY HIT LIST

by Rie47 September 25, 2023

Crusty Awakening

When a person (can be guy or girl) suddenly wakes up in the dawn of light to find that they are temporarily blinded by some crusty substance on their masked eye. Low and behold, they find out that the nasty crustiness is none other than a savage cum glaze that was placed sometime during their innocent slumber.

Ali awoke to an unexpected darkness as she tried to open her eyes, she found that they were fastened shut by a dried substance, called the crusty awakening, that Bill had strategically placed while she was laying fast asleep.

by Bill MacElroy March 26, 2010