authenticate [authentik8]

the act of making certain that which is shadowy, eclipsed or pixilated

I cannot yet authenticate authentik8 your recent posts

by k8northoakland February 2, 2009

authentic relationship

Its five key characteristics:

- trusting morally ambiguous people
- refraining yourself from changing people who clearly urgently need to be fixed; loving people for the mess they are
- having transparent communications with liars and judges
- admitting your real delusional expectations to resentful people not hired for that job
- weather storms with the wimpiest sailors

Something very hard to find on Tinder.

Jane: What are you doing?
John : I'm shopping for an authentic relationship online.
Jane: Gosh... better look for a needle in a haystack!

by CharlesM January 3, 2015

Authentihate

To throw shade upon another for sporting knock offs or fake merchandise.

These niggas was trying to authentihate on my Jordans. Nigga please I keeps it 100.

by Hollywood B! August 22, 2014

Authenticity

The real shit.

Girl-Check out this bottle of sensory deprivation pills, it helps you clear your head when you want to do shit and have a lot on your mind.

Guy-I don't really need that shit, I'm good.

Girl- I am so much more than the product I am selling, I'm the real deal yo, that's why I say shit like that sometimes. And this shit works. I take it too. And my business partner here, he fuck yo mama last night and wake up in the dumpster.

Guy- I know you're trying to sell me authenticity and pills, but really, even if you weren't superficial I wouldn't need it. I really dont need shit from you right now.

by Solid Mantis October 13, 2020

Authenticism

Noun. authenticism (usually uncountable, plural authenticisms) A belief in the superiority of the authentic over the inauthentic.

She believed the best part of herself was her authenticism.

by austiebost November 18, 2020

AuthenticGhostz

Portal from Object Disaster Simp

AuthenticGhostz is a simp

by TurtleOatz August 2, 2021

authentistic

The mindset where one believes there is no limit to how they can express themselves. When one is being 'authentistic' they may express themselves in ways that may be hurtful, diminishing, or patronising to others.

You know you don't have to have every mental illness, every sexuality, and every gender in the world to be yourself. That's just being authentistic

by anonymous August 3, 2021