Authenticity

The real shit.

Girl-Check out this bottle of sensory deprivation pills, it helps you clear your head when you want to do shit and have a lot on your mind.

Guy-I don't really need that shit, I'm good.

Girl- I am so much more than the product I am selling, I'm the real deal yo, that's why I say shit like that sometimes. And this shit works. I take it too. And my business partner here, he fuck yo mama last night and wake up in the dumpster.

Guy- I know you're trying to sell me authenticity and pills, but really, even if you weren't superficial I wouldn't need it. I really dont need shit from you right now.

by Solid Mantis October 13, 2020

Authenticism

Noun. authenticism (usually uncountable, plural authenticisms) A belief in the superiority of the authentic over the inauthentic.

She believed the best part of herself was her authenticism.

by austiebost November 18, 2020

AuthenticGhostz

Portal from Object Disaster Simp

AuthenticGhostz is a simp

by TurtleOatz August 2, 2021

authentic cunt

some one who’s cuntness originates from life experiences or is a learned trait from bad parenting

Dude mrs. strassman has that authentic cunt in her she definitely learned that from her mom

by loucitybatman June 4, 2023

authentic latte

A Dunkin' Donuts latte; don't be fooled by other imitators

I went to Dunkin' Donuts and got an authentic latte, Starbucks is overpriced and fake

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 3, 2003

authenticality

level of authenticity

"I made up this phrase and would like to check it's AUTHENTICALITY."

by maristine March 21, 2009

Authenticating

One of the cruelest punishments ever bestowed upon man to this day.

Oh my, it seems the server has crashed. I'd better log back in as quick as possible. *Authenticating* .. what..? *Cancel* ... *Authenticating* .. how is this possible? Well, it should work the third time. After all, that 'is' the charm. *Cancel* ... *Authenticating* .. WHAT?! What foul fate is this?! *Emocut*

by Taurenfaggot June 21, 2006