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Astrophilic

This is the ultimate word, and it literally means anything you want it to mean, and can be used as a adjective or even a pronoun, or an adverb. The purpose of this word is to use it for whatever you wish and sound really fancy.
"The ice skater was quite astrophilating."
"That test was a bit astrophilic, don't you think?"
by Robert Staufeneger November 20, 2007
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cat- astrophe

the thought process after seeing an excess amount of felines
Dwight- I just walked into the barn and i about had a cat- astrophe.
by Bweeks March 30, 2009
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astrosexual

1. Someone who constantly uses the sexual lubricant Astroglide while getting laid.
2. Someone who enjoys having sex while he or she is under the influence of drugs.
1. Vicky: (naked on her bed) Hey honey are you ready yet?
Brad: (in the restroom getting undressed) Yeah baby, but just hold on one second. *rubs a bunch of Astroglide on his penis while muttering to himself* Woohoo! I'm gonna fuck this bitch into orbit!

2. Jenna: Alright, baby now that we are both naked, you know what we should do before foreplay.
Jason: Hell yeah, so we are gonna feel like we're actually making love like we are far up above in the heavens! *dishes out the joints and LSD*
by Mark H September 16, 2004
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astrophysics

term sometimes used to mean "really advanced." In reality, there are more difficult topics physicists study.
"C'mon! It's not astrophysics!"
by AllUltima February 18, 2005
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astrospex

Similar to Asian Goggles where a man rests his testes in each eye socket of his partner (usually female). The difference with astrospex is the partner is on top and he/she slowly lowers her/his eyes onto the partners balls.
I could barely see anything through my new astrospex
by Davrotten June 20, 2007
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Astrophobe

When I was little, I used to think the teletubbies were astrophobe!
by KCKD October 30, 2010
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astrophonesis

mental masturbation in the ass, with 3 fingers, a german chocolate cake, and some lube.
James: I sure could go for some astrophonesis right about now.
by Shackiddy October 29, 2007
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