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Astronautalis

The best deep underground rapper. Known for his deep rhymes and different beats. He takes Eminem's title for best white rapper.
Astronautalis has some tight ass rhymes!
by Schuyler January 17, 2005
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Astrent

A kid that got over 8 million views on a peppa pig video and is now forced to post peppa pig videos for clout and moola
Astrent sucks my pp lol.
by Astrent September 2, 2019
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atrendous

fucking awful

a mixture of the words atrocious and horrendous into one giant horrendous atrocity
that girl you just pulled was atrendous!
by TreeCollective July 9, 2011
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Astronot

A name used for a person who pays to travel to space. But has no traditional astronaut training.
In 2021, the first astronots travelled to space, such as Sir Richard Branson.
by Riversideways July 11, 2021
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Astronaut Highschool

Where all the white girls go for mullet boys and thugs, and the emo kids walk around with dog collars on ✨. and all the yee yee kids say the N word, and all the girls wear shorts that show half of their asses 🥰. sounds like an amazing school right? HAHA think again.
Astronaut highschool; a school full of yee yee boys and hoes.
by cheerihOes September 6, 2021
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arsehole astronaut

A person who likes to ravage brown town. Usually refering to a homosexual.
Hey arsehole astronaut, leave me arse alone... gay.
by neil armstrong April 9, 2008
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Filthy Astronaut

To perform this maneuver you must first be entering your partner from the doggie style position, Just before the man milk is projected through the beef straw you must grab a plastic bag and quickly place it over the head of your unsuspecting partner and firmly fasted it by making a fist with the plastic behind the head. After securing the bag in a single motion swing around until you are facing your partner face to face. Next using your fist or a blunt object strike your partner in the face or about the head hard enough that they begin to see stars. Finally you release the bag and with your right foot kick them in the chest knocking them back on the bed lying on their back , straddle your partner in a manner that your cock is in there face and your sitting on their chest with your knee on their ears now release deploy your man milk across their eyes and your partner will see nothing but the milky way.
Sweetheart, If you dont stop staring at that guys cock Im goin to take you home and give you a Filthy Astronaut
by JoeWilly 1972 February 15, 2009
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