asswipes

Those wet wipes in the little pop-open container that you can flush after cleaning your bum.

It’s hard to imagine how I took a really good shit back then, without my trusty asswipes!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019

Ashwin

Very nice great good looking individual, he’s VERY hard working and most likely loaded. Girls desire him, guys wanna be him. Very kind and responsible with a heart of gold but doesn’t have very much patience with elderly/old people. He’s very affectionate with his romantic partner and loves spending time with them. Ashwin’s are usually travelers, they don’t like traveling within the U.S. if you meet a man who loves traveling overseas and abroad and if you meet a man that craves adventure and thrill, Ashwin is the way to go

Megan- my husbands name is ashwin and he took me to Mykonos for our 30 year anniversary

Angie- now THATS an ashwin

by Alysssssaaaaas December 12, 2020

half assin it

1.) Doing half the work to make it look like all the work is completed. Normally a symptom of genuine laziness.
ie.) sweeping the dirt under the rug.

Betty has been half assin it her whole life.

by WhiteMouse November 4, 2013

Physician Assing

When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.

Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.

by StrongB December 1, 2021

Asswipe Johnson

On September 26th, 1992 Nicolas Cage hosted Saturday Night Live. In one sketch Nicolas Cage and actress Julia Sweeney act out parts as soon to be parents deciding on a name for their child. After many of the suggestions by the wife the husband continues to decline most of the names she is coming up with on the grounds that the child would be made fun of because of that particular name. As the husband continues to be more defensive about his own past as being made fun of and continues to dislike the names suggested, a telegram is delivered by an agent played by Rob Schneider. The agent tells them that the telegram is for a person named “Asswipe Johnson”. The husband immediately tries to correct him by informing him that his name is pronounced: “Os-wee-pay”. It is at this time you realize the motivation behind the husband’s scrutiny. This term is often used in a comical way in substitution for a person of which you forgot their name. Basically a synonym for John Doe. The term can be used as “Asswipe Johnson”, or “Osweepay Johnson”.

A: What was the name of that guy you knew with that thing?
B: Oh, uh....I dunno, Osweepay Johnson?
A: Osweepay Johnson, thats funny.
B: Do you get it?
A: Not really.
B: Osweepay, Asssss....wipe.
A: Oh yea! Hehehehehe.
B: Mm-kay.

by Paramecium July 25, 2004

Aswini

She's a real badass she doesn't care about anyones opinion and lives for only herself she's very protective of the people she loves and is strong and willing. most people fear her but once you get to know her she's a real Queen and will forever rule the world.

"Aswini is unbreakable she's really gonna rule the world."

by xX-GOD-Xx June 9, 2021

ashwini

to be discreet and quiet at times, but surprisingly wild, funny and outgoing at other times.

these group of people are so ashwini

by crystalline_beauty April 3, 2005