asstoe

when you stick ur big toe up someones ass because ur dick is too small to stick up there

dood do you no how i told you that marks dick is small i saw him sticking his big toe up some guys ass, he was definately asstoeing (ass toe) him

by baggee September 14, 2006

Assnoxious

Refers to a person who is behaving particularly obnoxious, while being an absolute ass, as well.

That idiot thinks they are better than everyone, but is an ass! How assnoxious!!

by LAP116 August 7, 2010

Asstomer

Combination of "asshole" and "customer." A customer who is a complete asshole to an employee(s) and/or a customer who messes up a lot of the store's product, especially when they see it's just been fixed and made to look nice.

Employee 1: "Damn customer just messed up all the shirts I just folded"
Employee 2: "Stupid asstomer"

by Nikkkkk5 July 21, 2011

assto

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faggot 1 :hey are u a fan of assto?
faggot 2: kys

by assto August 14, 2021

asstoo

When you get drunk and get a tatoo on your ass.

Hey Wes, you got to sit down for this. We got drunk at the rugby game and ended up getting asstoo's.

by ALexfromradford October 5, 2009

asstonite

basically, a fool, an idiot, a jerk of such strong proportions that his mere presence creates a reaction similiar to kryptonite on superman

Gor - you're such an asstonite.

by Slob-o-matic February 12, 2004

asstoris

The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bell, or both has the beer shits and ate something like Taco Bell. May hang out like Roast Beef or may just result in the need for the H Bomb, aka Preparation H.

Man, what's wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! Reply: Yeah, I tore up my asstoris.

by Ryan December 28, 2004