asstoris

The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bell, or both has the beer shits and ate something like Taco Bell. May hang out like Roast Beef or may just result in the need for the H Bomb, aka Preparation H.

Man, what's wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! Reply: Yeah, I tore up my asstoris.

asstoris by Ryan December 28, 2004

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Assterisk

The doggy style view of a girl's butt hole. Looks similar to an asterisk (*) or a starfish.

Scooter contemplated shooting a load in the clearly visible, puckering assterisk.

Assterisk by thaicougs February 13, 2010

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asstoris • Assterisk • ASStonish • Asstorsion

ASStonish

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

ASStonish by Jeff D February 14, 2006

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Asstorsion

when a guy gets totally confused, he feels asstorsion.

There is no expression for asstorsion you have to feel it yourself.

Asstorsion by ب October 10, 2009

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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