assterbait

A person that masterbaits in their asshole using either their finger or a dilhdo. can be done in combination with normal masterbaiting.

go back to assterbaiting you lazy fuck, its the only thing you seem to know how to do!

by Mr. scientist January 3, 2008

Asstertaste

The taste after eating something that seems to leave an after taste that is comparable to the imagined taste of ass.

Sam: Dude the new Twix candy has only 130 calories!
Jeff: True, butt they leave a terrible Asstertaste in your mouth.

by Daddy GaGa May 7, 2010

assterhoids

The formations on uranus from constantly being pounded by genitalia.

My assterhoids are flaring up, I seriously need to stop having gay sex.

by Blackcockerspaniel February 24, 2014

absters

this word refers to a sussy baka, baptized by god themselves.

absters is such a chlinf, i wish i was hot like them.

by popsmokeishott June 25, 2021

asstershock

After ripping an ass explosion, the small fart(s) that come after it. Can often be smellier than the big one.

Keith kept farting through the whole damn movie, but his asstershocks were worse.

by bb+af June 29, 2010

Asstertaste

The taste left in ones mouth after tossing salad.

"Tossing Staisy's salad left a bad asstertaste in my mouth."

by Cherie Brennan December 18, 2008

Assteroids

A great game exclusive to men. Girls cant aim so they arent allowed to play.

Its a game that consists of a man pissing into a toilet and specifically aiming at somebody elses poo stain and trying to blast it away!

That bitch says I never clean the toilet. I beg to differ because I play assteroids!

by Schmendt January 18, 2016