assplaining

What a wife or girlfriend does when her husband comes home from work. Including feeding him dinner, spreading her ass, and putting the children to bed.

Something every good wife does.

My friend asked me where my wife is.

I said "She's assplaining".

by Ironatriot69420 February 11, 2021

Assprin

Sex that is had to relieve stress.

"I better get some Assprin SOON before I beat the living SHIT outta my boss! I MEAN LIKE SOME MONICA BELLUCCI BRAND ASSPRIN OR I'M GONNA SNAP!!!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

asspanic

Excessive worry about one's body or appearance, especially before a social engagement.

Any frenzied hurry related to inconsequential details in one's appearance.

Realizing his white shell-toes had a fat scuff in them on the way to a date, Roland burst out in an asspanic.

In her reflection off a parked car, Sally noticed her new blouse made her boobs look small and flew into an asspanic about her job interview.

by Somnambulator September 13, 2007

assplinky

Another word for a butt plug. Or a sex toy commonly used with anal.

What size is your Assplinky? Or what color is your Assplinky?

by Jakefromstatefarm0874 March 26, 2024