asslicketry

1)A relatively new term, originating in St. Andrews, referring to the process by which a man wraps his tongue around another man's ring piece.......sick, i know.
2) A sickening degree of 'sucking up'

James thought he might get into honours with a bit of strategic asslicketry.

by rampagus_maximus October 27, 2003

asslicker

One who licks ass because he or she sucks so bad. Also, an ass kisser who is such a loser that he or she must lick the ass they are kissing.

Yo dude, JEML1754 is suck an asslicker, he wants us to call him "asslicker"

by Jon March 13, 2005

asslicker

Our rectum-slurping,hemmhoroid gobbling,
feces munching president Shitbush

Boy,I can't believe there's such an asslicker in the White House!

by Ira Newman September 13, 2005

asspacker

Homosexual male. Some synonyms are gaylord, fudgepacker, bum pirate, ... basically a super gay dude who has anal sex with another cakeboy.

Jeff, you are such an old 'effin asspacker.

Barry, why are you and Jeff such flaming asspackers? Stop having man on man sex together everyday!

by FraserFras May 20, 2005

asskisser

Jeff Kreinbrook

I can't stand people who Jeff Kreinbrook their way to the top

by skinser September 24, 2003

asspucker

Spastic contractions of your sphincter muscle after taking a not so satisying shit. Also common after fits of Cryarrhea

Tim's shit was cut short by the doorbell giving him about 5 minutes of uncomfortable asspucker.

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

asskisser

A person who kisses peoples asses

the bitch kissed my ass

by fuck off May 24, 2003