assistive fingers

To use your fingers as a last result.

Linda: You said it was bigger

Man: 'Pulls out fingers'

Linda: 5min later* Grinning from cheek to cheek after the assistive fingers.

by Diddly dong June 25, 2014

assertaviness

Asserting right to spelling assertiveness at will

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by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

Assvertisement

it's the advertisement and flaunting of the human backside. usually done to get attention of another and/or a large group.

Wow that person just showed some serious assvertisement

by AjayWavvy23 February 15, 2017

Assernine

It has several meanings and can be used in many different context.

1. of, relating to, or resembling a complete ass.

2. lacking intelligence or reason for saying or doing something so idiotic that doesn't require a response.

3. Absurd, Foolish, Ridiculous.

4. An off the wall comment.

ass-er-ninely: adverb
ass-erninity: noun

Ex: When one is sitting at the bar with their man and lady another person just sits there from across the bar or restaurant and just stare at you. (assernine).

When someone says something that's just utterly insane that it's not worth a response.......that's assernine.

by Big Money Grip April 20, 2012

Portland Assdriver

This sexual act is very similar to the Portland Piledriver but instead of her cunt taking the beating, it’s her ass.

It begins by positioning a chick with has her ass straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. She can be held in position by a couch or small table. A more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her ass in the right position.

A dude then stands over the chick, spits on her butthole, aims his cock straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her ass. Then the cock is completely pulled out and the process is repeated.

I knew she liked it in the ass but I had no idea she would take the Portland Assdriver. Dumb ho.

by uojr October 13, 2004

assetizer

An appetizer that is served directly from the anal cavity.

Hitler enjoys an assetizer with every meal.

by Upper_Decker_ December 31, 2011

Asective

To put back together.

Holy crap that glue is really asective.

by Anthony G. July 31, 2003