cock asser

someone who gets slapped in the ass over and over again. There is no real sex involved that's why its lame.

Like being pistol wiped/spanked with a dick.

Don't be a stupid cock asser.

by Sippy Love July 21, 2009

Bitcher Asser

Bitcher Asser, Basicly a Bitched up Asshole.

Man, hes a Bitcher asser!

by DrDelicous March 17, 2009

Half Asser

A person who always half finishes a job, chore or activity never seeing it to completion and complaining that they can't do it.

That girl started to distribute the fliers and threw the reset away and went home. She's a half asser!

by dkarez4u August 23, 2011

Monkeys-asser

A monkey that shakes it’s ass everywhere. Beats children with ass.

Aw fudge my son was monkeys-assered. He has a big dent in his check now.

by MonkeyBooty June 28, 2019

Smoke-blower-upper-asser

Someone who can make you want to buy something.
alias: sales-man, seller, pitch-man, promoter.

"That kid was a good smoke-blower-upper-asser, i bought two boxes of cookies."

"I'm in training to be the best smoke-blower-upper-asser around!"

by The_Pariah September 23, 2009

HALF-ASSER

Someone who tells you half of the truth

When your man or woman leaves out an important detail in a certain situation hince a half-asser

by applebtm July 14, 2009

Assless Asser

It's the guy who always talks, blabering much but he can't do whatever he says.

-Ya know I'll fuck you up man
-Assless Asser

by Tariel August 17, 2016