Escape from Asscatraz

Sexual act in which the girl is being fucked with her hands handcuffed behind her back and where the keys are inserted anally. Then after fucking, she has to get to freedom herself.

Last night, I gave her an Escape from Asscatraz

by Lubrato April 12, 2010

Holy asshat

When a man of God, ie preacher, priest, ect., sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, asshat , or donkey sombrero.

I went to pick up a piece of paper for the pope and he gave me an holy asshat.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

urban asshat

A person that submits a definition when there are already a shitload of definitions for a phrase or word.

An urban asshat should always be given a negative rating

Bob: " Look dude, I made a definition for Donkey Punch"

Rob: "Congrats, dude you're only the 52nd definition, you fucking urban asshat"

by i hate liars December 31, 2010

dumbshit asshat

A dumbshit asshat is so fucking dumb and selfish, and is constantly a dick.

Literally dumbshit and asshat combined.

Person 1 : "Dude, did you hear about that dumbshit asshat Austin Meldeau?
Person 2 : "Yeah, he wrote himself a definition on Urban Dictionary."

by drywittygal February 26, 2018

asshat

A contemptible person

derivatives:

asshattery (noun)

asshattedly, asshatted (adjective)
asshats (plural)

My supervisor is an asshat - I resent being his subordinate.

by Urbepedia April 15, 2010

asschap

the burning red ring that occurs around your asspucker after eating the worst of worst spicy foods, after you have already shit 4 or 5 times.

OMG... i got the worst asschap from that mexican food last night!

by John May 13, 2005

Asshat McGoolagher

A condescending term for a generally doofy and/or dim-witted fellow.

"Why won't the television work?"
"Because you're Asshat McGoolagher, and it's not plugged in."

~

(After witnessing a stupid act)
All hail Asshat McGoolagher, sultan of stupid!

by CornellHatesMe April 12, 2009