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asschopsticks
when you buddy falls asleep in a recliner and you stand over him/her, spread your cheeks and attempt to pick up their face with your ass......It's hard as hell at first just like using chopstix.
asschopsticks by Mailmanjoe June 3, 2005
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asschap • Ass Chapped • ass chapmin • Ass Chapper • ass chapping • assclap • asschip • Asscape • Asscrap • asscapades
assclapper
Someone so stupid and fat that when they say something, the only sound is the echo of their ass cheeks resonating.
assclapper by BelleMere July 24, 2010
Asschalk
A poorly conceived and baseless statement, as though offered by someone so unequipped that he had to write it on the bathroom stall with his own poop.
Asschalk by Longhorned June 19, 2013
Assclapistan
Assclapistan by Fuckpoodles May 22, 2019
asscaptain
1. One who takes charge of and dominates asses like a despot.
2. The nemisis of the asspirate. Although their goals are similar they are loathe to share the ass-sea.
3. A man who loves ass-sex, but unlike the asspirate the ass captain in purely homosexual.
2. The nemisis of the asspirate. Although their goals are similar they are loathe to share the ass-sea.
3. A man who loves ass-sex, but unlike the asspirate the ass captain in purely homosexual.
1. "I can't believe the way roberto lets mantooth captain his ass like that"
2. Asscaptain McClendon glared at his arch nemesis, the dred asspirate Roberts.
"I'll be damned if I share this eerr ass-ocean yee," exclaimed the insatiable Roberts.
"Then battle for the ass we must!" retorted McClendon.
3. "Man o man do I singularily love to tyranize a man's ass," said the asscaptain.
2. Asscaptain McClendon glared at his arch nemesis, the dred asspirate Roberts.
"I'll be damned if I share this eerr ass-ocean yee," exclaimed the insatiable Roberts.
"Then battle for the ass we must!" retorted McClendon.
3. "Man o man do I singularily love to tyranize a man's ass," said the asscaptain.
asscaptain by Matuea October 8, 2006
asscaptain
1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.
asscaptain by Matt Heston September 2, 2008
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