aszcake

Aszcake is a word entirely different from 'asscake'. Similar to 'asscake', it represents people considered by the rest of society to be either lazy, weird, or Thomas. It, however, is not used just to describe fat, nonsensical people, but rather, it is also used to describe the members of the Aszcake Society. People truly are not 'aszcakes' until they join the aszcake society (Note: The proper spelling is 'aszcake', and not 'asscake').

Sundeep is founder of the Aszcake Society.

George W. Bush is an aszcake.

by O Holy Founder of Aszcake-ism. August 19, 2003

asscakey

(adj.) Completely lacking in intelligence. Very hyper and flamboyant. Likes to sing headlines such as "Why isn't anybody watching gay T.V. anymore!" Also makes odd noises when referring to Sherriff Starr's bootay.

Also Olga the ORGASMIC BAVARIAN BIMBO!!!!!!!

pronounced ass-cay-cay!

Damn, Ellie was so asscakey at play practice last night.

by Sexy BEEEYOTCH April 24, 2007

ASSCAKES

When someone's but is so huge they look like floppy pancakes
Thus, asscakes

Damn, she has some big asscakes

by MILLY BAYS September 22, 2014

asshake

A woman’s ass in a milkshake

Bro give me some asshake

by I Madonna June 25, 2021

Ass cake

Verb; When a girl has a bad yeast infection so you have to fuck her in the ass and then you frost her with your jizz.

Had to make that ass cake and it wasn’t that bad. 8/10 would make more ass cake.

by GutterHooligan January 30, 2022

Ass-Cake

When sooooooo shitty at something that there absolutely ass-cakes, also used for someone who is paraplegic/anti semetic.

Walks up to a paraplegic man at park:”thy arst cake o’ arse/ you are absolutely ass-cakes my gooy”.

by KennedyKiller1963 August 8, 2022

AssCape

When you back out of a terrible situation using your ass as either a literal or metaphorical exit strategy. Can involve physically reversing away from danger, using thicc energy as a social shield, or dropping something so embarrassing that everyone forgets what they were mad about in the first place.

As the great philosopher kenny420g once said: "The ass is a place of escape so it's all the same."

"My boss caught me on Reddit during the meeting, so I pulled an AssCape—knocked my chair over backing up, caused a whole scene, and everyone forgot I wasn't working."

by 3nrRed January 6, 2026