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raw dog assassin

A man who refuses to wear a rubber while having sex.
Condom? Naw girl, I'm a raw dog assassin.
by valigarmander August 1, 2012
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thumbs up their asses

Unable to take any action. Especially when referring to something that's usually powerful.
"So Initech won't be able to deal with this new virus?"
"Nope. They'll have their thumbs up their asses."
by 13431231232342345234 December 6, 2006
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Senior Assassin

A game created by a student from Salem high school in Virginia Beach, Virginia.

The game consists of a group of high school seniors ONLY, who are all assigned targets anonymously. The point of the game is for an assassin to eliminate their target with a small water gun before each round ends, which is 7 days. They MUST submit a video of the elimination to the senior assassin instagram page for their targets elimination to count.

The game can be changed each round with new challenges, such as if an assassin eliminates their target in a specific amount of time, then they can informed on who their assigned assassin is for that round.

In the game if you’re wearing goggles on your face, or floaties on your arm then those are considered shields.

Assassins cannot elimainate their target while on a shift at work, in school, or on school property, OR during any school events (such as prom, or before prom).
Girl: Hey, have you signed up for senior assassin?
Boy: Yeah’! It’s so fun watching the eliminations on their Instagram!

Girl: I know!!! I’m about to go elimate my target before they have work. A
by Anon0143 June 11, 2018
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assissippi

(noun)A form of swamp ass when back sweat is visibly soaking ones shirt and can be seen running down ones back and into the ass crack. Resembling the Mississippi River delta basin after a strong rain storm.
Damn it's hot out here, the tide must be rising or I have some serious assissippi going on here.
by horses May 8, 2006
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Assistant Principal

Always assuming that people do things, despite lack of credible evidence to support it. They also have a real talent in sticking their noses where they aren't necessary, usually to provoke problems that weren't there before.
The Assistant Principal is inept at proving his point.
The Assistant Principal's job is to try to find something to suspend you for
The Assistant Principal's sole purpose is to administrate whereas the Principal's sole purpose is to represent
by anna bn April 9, 2009
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asses out

Walkin' around with your ass out like you don't give a fuck.
Dude pull up your pants
Hell no, I'm asses out!
by tim glomb July 14, 2009
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Assisted Autofelletio

Background: Autofelletio is the act of performing fellatio on one's self.

The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.

The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.
Bill: "Last night Jackie didn't want to give me a blow job but she helped me blow myself"

Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"

Bill: "Totally!"
by Jack Itoff December 22, 2010
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