aspirin

A bullet to the brain or blow to the head. Usually to someone who's annoying. Lead medicine.

Not necessarily to kill someone but essentially doing something to either shut them up or get them to leave.

"Hey Lou, whatever happened to that loud mouth you kept out back?"
"Gave him an aspirin."

by Nova0 June 11, 2009

Children's Aspirin

1 part Captain Morgan, 1 part orange juice. Also known as a "rum screwdriver" or a "hammer."

"Oi! Bartender! Fetch me a Children's Aspirin!"

by James Rodesiler September 25, 2007

Aspirialism

The act of aspiring to great things.

To maintain this level of materialism, I keep up my aspirialism.

Aspire Greatness

by C17H21NO4 June 19, 2015

aspik

Like father. like son.
No hair, no talent

'Dang, look at him! He's such an aspik.'
'Oh, you mean Adrien Agreste who's blinder than Kagami's mom?'

by QuestioningMyExistence... August 17, 2021

Aspie

A superior being, while deficient in chaotic morasses such as small-talk, inferior double-standard-laden customs and values trumpeted by Neurotypicals, and deciphering Neurotypical body-language, more than makes up for it with a sharp, penetrating mind that is highly adept at developing an intense focus on a subject giving them a near-savant level of proficiency, an inborn sense of principles that allows them to develop practically consistent characteristics and values, and an ability to reason independently, reducing their susceptibility to dogma, acceptance of groundless assertions, and the hazards of groupthink.

The eccentric man with the encyclopaedic knowledge, monotone voice, and static facial expression must be an Aspie.

by Magnus Odious November 6, 2008

Aspisstuation Station

A urinal, a restroom, an aspisstuary

"I'm apisstuated, therefore I'm going to go the aspisstuation station."

by ArKiver January 12, 2008

aspinating

Something that is fascinating from the perspective that it is incredibly aspie

"According to wikipedia conversations and such from No One Lives Forever place the game's chronology to be around the last week of September, 1967. That is aspinating."

by Tiiim June 25, 2008