Alcotizer

1) The drink before the drink!

2) You're first drink such as a shot, jello shooter, a beer, a beer bong, a mixed drink, etc...

3) Anything consumed first that contains alcohol.

Waiter: Hi I'll be you're waiter tonight, what can I get started for you? Any Appetizers or Alcotizers?

You: I'll have an Alcotizer please.

or

Party Kid 1: Dude lets get those Alcotizers going!

Party Kid 2: I think I'll have a shot for my Alocotizer!

Party Kid 1: Classic Alcotizer!

by SeanW82 September 16, 2011

Alcotroll

A woman who looks fugly even through high-powered beer goggles.

Man is that chick an alcotroll or what?

by Roseagh June 12, 2009

Alcotard

A cheap drunk, someone who can not hold alcohol. As a Lactard is lactose intolerant and a Catard is allergic to cats.

I only had two drinks but I'm so wasted, I am such an Alcotard.

by SarBurke January 20, 2011

whore’ascope

Whore’scope: a list of names of sexual partners that promiscuous people keep in a little black book, index card, rolodex or any other method of archiving information so to keep track, count or just for remembering sake of who they have had sexual relations with. Can be valuable information for potential spouses similar to how A Car-Fax report would be for people shopping for cars. Unfortunately a whore’ascope is not information shared openly. But one thing is more than likely to happen. You will get laid, sucked off, and if that person keeps a whore’ascope, you will be added to that list. Only real question left to ponder is was it worth it or will it have been worth it? Cause some whores are better than others and some are just a whoriffic mistake.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

After stumbling upon Amber’s whore’ascope notebook. And realizing just how diverse and long the list was. It helps to explain just why she is the way she is and why she has so many toxic short lived relationships. The entire scope of her whore like ways would have helped me not get so emotionally attached to her. Lesson here is one must treat a whore like a whore. Otherwise you would be expecting too much from the damaged and wounded and emotional disappointment is all you are left with if not a STD along with it.

by LuvH8Luv November 17, 2022

acotar

A Court Of Thorns And Roses (or if you watch TikTok, it's also commonly known as faery p0rn).

It's written by Sarah j. Mass.

Non-reader: "Do you watch porn???"
Reader: "Eww, no-" *continues to read faery porn / acotar*

by janeelained2006 June 2, 2021

ascetic

Practicing strict self-discipline for moral or spiritual reasons.

The so-called Desert Fathers were hermits who lived an ascetic life of fasting, studying, and prayer.

by LarstaiT November 10, 2003

Ascutney

The worst fucking place in the world. The place is all trees and rocks. There is literally nothing to do there except walk ten miles to the nearest convenient store and get murdered and have your body dumped in the Connecticut river. There are twice as many cows as there are people and its hard to tell the difference between the people and the cows. Bottom line, place is a shit hole. Last place you wanna go

Guy who has it bad: Shit, I have to go to Afghanistan for my family vacation

Guy who has it way worse: You think thats bad, I have to go to ascutney

Guy who has it bad: Wow, you do have it way worse, sorry man

by sirghlerhgfhode August 23, 2011