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Alcotizer 

1) The drink before the drink!

2) You're first drink such as a shot, jello shooter, a beer, a beer bong, a mixed drink, etc...

3) Anything consumed first that contains alcohol.
Waiter: Hi I'll be you're waiter tonight, what can I get started for you? Any Appetizers or Alcotizers?

You: I'll have an Alcotizer please.

or

Party Kid 1: Dude lets get those Alcotizers going!

Party Kid 2: I think I'll have a shot for my Alocotizer!

Party Kid 1: Classic Alcotizer!
Alcotizer by SeanW82 September 16, 2011
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A person of short stature who likes anime.
Well you know what they say,once an altizer always an altizer.
altizer by Weebaboos January 22, 2018
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