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rheumatoid arthritis

A form of arthritis caused by consistent and relentless masturbation. If it is in both hands, the other hand was usually inserted up the anus at time of rigorous masturbation.

There is no cure for RA as the affected person will not stop wanking off 5 times a day.
Did you hear Gary has Rheumatoid arthritis?

I could have guessed, he touches himself 5 times a day.
by Monsta bonbon September 22, 2018
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Arthritish

i have been typing so long i feel arthritish
by MTNdewguy April 23, 2009
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Arthritis Boom Boom

“ Last night I got arthritis boom boom from watching porn”
by laughatthislol February 26, 2019
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Arthritis

Painful inflammation and stiffness of the joints
Oh man my legs are in pain i think ih have an arthritis
by Vriejulie March 2, 2020
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Arthritis mordecai

Similar to your standard mordecai brown, the arthritis mordecai is when the three fingers are not joined together and instead are unevenly separated and disproportionately bent at each knuckle, thus causing maximum pleasure upon insertion in a vagina or anus.
I had experienced the mordecai brown, but u haven’t lived until u experience the arthritis mordecai !!! The uneven insertion is truly satisfying.
by M. Scarpati January 2, 2022
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Arthritic bearclaw

To beat someone with hands that look as if they where in a blender, maiming one badly, as you can't see it coming from every direction
I thought everything was going to be ok, then it looked like he was throwing up westside....
I knew the lapper was about to get the arthritic bearclaw..
by Lilrichard123 January 15, 2022
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Arthritical

A feeling or sensation of joint pain, stiffness, or inflammation, similar to the symptoms of arthritis, but not necessarily a diagnosed condition.

- derived from the word “arthritis” and can be used to describe a sensation of joint pain, stiffness, or inflammation.
The word “arthritis” comes from the Greek words “arthron,” meaning joint, and “itis,” meaning inflammation. There are many types of arthritis, including osteoarthritis, rheumatoid arthritis, and psoriatic arthritis, each with its own set of causes and symptoms.
“My knees are feeling arthritical today, I think I need to take it easy,” or “I’ve been experiencing arthritical symptoms in my hands for weeks, I should see a doctor.”
by Ms Chris Blackerby February 23, 2025
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