the feeling of being an apple that was left on the tree when all the rest were harvested and then picked only to be put in a jar as applesauce.
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Intense sexual intercourse with the top of an apple sauce jar, which makes the incredibly orgasmic popping sound and gives you the feeling of popping a cherry
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Get the Pop my applesauce mug.Many know it as a classic snack or a delicious side to pork chops, but it was actually popularized as lube when it was discovered during the height of the Third Reich that Hitler used it to become to pussy destroyer we know today. He found it to be more efficient than your run-of-the-mill sexual lubricant.
Nazi Officer: "Furher! A large shipment of Mott's Applesauce has just arrived."
Hitler: "Das is gud. Just in time for the orgy!"
Hitler: "Das is gud. Just in time for the orgy!"
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Yeah man, homegirl's got bananas in her applesauce.
Yeah man, homegirl's got bananas in her applesauce.
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by shedontknow July 7, 2011
Get the Applesauce Tomato! mug.A nice girl. Really funny and smart. She loves herself some candy and needs no boyfriend to make her happy. She is a bit of a stinker, literally the girls farts a lot. She has many friends and is popular. Her style is so cute. Giant glasses with sweats and sweatshirts, perfection. She is so amazing and is a bad chic. All of you reading this really need to get yourselves and Ashley Applesauce!
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