amsterdam

Where its at. Where I thrive to be. Truley the happiest looking place in the world. sex,drugs,and rock n' roll all thriving and legal.

Fuck. I need to go back to amsterdam, america sucks.

by chaabangg July 12, 2005

Hamsterslam

When your friend or roommate is laying the pipe and it sounds more like a hamster furiously spinning its wheel than a trip to slamsterdam.

"You sleep well last night?"
"Nah man, my roommate had a chick over and I was forced to stay up late and listen to him hamsterslam her"

by LPawnShopL March 22, 2010

Amsterdam Spit Monkey

A male or female who masterbates while window shopping for prostitutes in amsterdam.

"That amsterdam spit monkey is outside the window again, we had better close the blinds."

by they2ksurvivor April 12, 2010

Amsterdam Syndrome

The is not an actual syndrome, just the term used to describe what sometimes happens when visiting the great city. Basically, it occurs on the first day in the city when having to travel via plane to Amsterdam and go straight to a coffee shop.

Flying to Amsterdam usually means you dont get alot of sleep the night before and sometimes miss meals on the day of the flight. This results in a tired and hungry arrival to Amsterdam. But these things dont cross your mind when arriving and you go straight to a coffee shop and smoke, getting "hilariously high" and "messed up" - Amsterdam Syndrome!

by Paul A Rimmer October 20, 2008

amsterdam

A city in Holland where there is legalized prostitution, marijuana, and pretty much everything else. You can drink, smoke, and fuck at 16.

When I was 15 I went to Am-Dam and smoked a joint of salvia than saw hookers in glass cages...good times.

by Blitz August 31, 2003

Amsterdam Handshake

The act of placing one fist inside of a woman's vagina while placing the other fist inside of that same woman's rectum. When both fists are inserted, try to touch hands together creating a handshake motion.

Dude, my girlfriend loves it when I go double-elbow deep! Thank you Amsterdam Handshake..

by Mr. Wheelcock April 24, 2011

amsterdamming

When you party like a rockstar

wake up next to persons of which he/she defined as a skank and have no recollection of the night before

I totally want to go amsterdamming tonight

I just got amsterdammed

by Com 150, SFSU November 13, 2007