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Amsterdam Spit Monkey
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A male or female who masterbates while
window shopping
for
prostitutes
in
amsterdam
.
"That
amsterdam
spit monkey is outside
the window
again, we had better
close the blinds
."
by
they2ksurvivor
April 12, 2010
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