Altitoots

Flatulence due to a change in altitude

After driving from Chicago, IL to Denver, CO, Danny experienced a bad case of the altitoots.

by tdnizzle December 4, 2013

Altinugent

Location, coordinates, where you are now or plan to be.

What is your altinugent?

by Wolf1977 June 7, 2016

Almtistic

Someone so autistic that it’s offensive to autistic people to have the same label

What is it with discord admins and being so almtistic

by El penguino August 31, 2021

high-altitude fuck

1. An instance of sexual intercourse performed in a mountainous region that is usually accompanied by an intense over-bearing shame inflicted on the participants by the conservative views of the society in which they live. It is also usually directly preceded by stream fishing.

You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year!

by marcasmedia March 29, 2009

altitudies or altitooties

Altitudies or altitooties happens when at high altitudes almost everyone has increased flatulency, usually at high altitude mountain towns or ski areas.

Stay away, I have the altitooties.
Dude! You have the altitudies.

by Jimmy Jam June 17, 2004

Altoids

"The curiously strong mint" manufactured in Great Britain (according to their festive containers). More flavors have come out recently. It is known in some circles that offering an Altoid to a member of the other sex is a discreet way of saying "Let's have oral sex!"

Susie:Wow, Tommy just gave me an altoid!
Gennady: Well, you know what that means...

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 5, 2003

Altitus

A disease that prevents MMORPG players from wanting to play their "main" characters, and makes them want to play alternate characters instead.

Phalkor: Hey man, have you seen Kelenya? We need some DPS for this raid.

Darhen: Naw man, he has a serious case of altitus lately...I think he's on his pally.

by Jimmily July 3, 2008