Alpaca

Alpacas are the savior summoned from the supernovas in the andromeda galaxy. That where brought to us to save us from the evil llamas and their fortnite kids. First they took over Saturn to breed so they can out number the llamas. But here on earth they have been seen as a joke and acted dumb to spy on the llamas. When people annoy them too much they have to use 0,0001% of their power to spit on them. And when humans inevitably destroy themselves trying to juggle three atomic bombs the war will begin. It will be long lasting but it will settle year 69420 when the most powerful alpaca of them all, the alpacorn (an alpaca with a horn from a unicorn) will strike for the last time and the alpacas will rise victorious standing on the corpses of the llamas. Then they will rebuild society way better than we could ever imagine. After centuries of ruling they would have concord the whole universe we live in and will begin ascending to to higher dimensions and states of existence. When they are done ascending they would have reach complete control over time and space. They would dethrone god I and take his place and rule over all the universes for eternity.

Damn boii I love that alpaca.

by Alpacka lover October 12, 2020

Alpana

An Indian name meaning prayers. Alpana is an amazing person. She can be smart, emotional, as well as sensitive, and short tempered but is very fun to hang out with.

I'm hanging out with Alpana today!
Alpana is so funny!
Alpana can make me laugh or cry at any time

by DreamBIgDreamAlways July 24, 2012

alpacastan

country run by and for alpacas. Be careful if you are there.

alpacastan is a good place to be if you find alpacas to be pleasant.

by alpacastan August 31, 2010

alpaka

Alpaka is the act of two males simultaneously giving a third male a blowjob. It is also some kind of camel thing.

Richard is wierdly obsessed with Alpaka at the moment.

by Analysethis May 25, 2008

Alpacastan

Full name: Democratic Isllama Republic of Alpacastan
Chain of Power- Eternal Leader, Mohammad Jahar bin Alpaca, Supreme Leader, President, Chairman of Gurbanguly Party
Political Parties: The one legal Political Party is the Gurbanguly Party
Location: Caspian Sea

Military: Alpacan Guard National Army
Population: 765,000
Celebrities from Alpacastan: Gurbanguly mas Presidents Day, Jahar Abdu, Hiraldo.

Long Live the Present, The Republic, and Muhammad, Long Live Beautiful Alpacastan

by Grand Historian of Alpacastan June 19, 2014

Alpacaring

The moment when you spit on your penis before insertion

Emma watched Shane Alpacaring, she know what was coming.

by frankzappa69 March 5, 2015

Alpaslan

Usually mistaken with Alparslan from the r many people just assume that it means the same thing. While Alparslan does have close meaning to Alpaslan they do have some differentials. Like how Alparslan is someone that is intelligent and charming Alpaslan, on the other hand, is someone that is almost like a hero and is very courageous. Alpaslans are also people that can stay calm in many situations but the ability to hide stress or anxiety may lead them to not show many emotions of sadness to other people. This may lead to them hiding many feelings they may not want to share.

That's an Alpaslan if I've ever seen one. , Stop being such of an Alpaslan.

by Samantha Urban November 6, 2019