In a distopian future; Captain ALM grows bored of hacking computers and breaking mainframes... he requires something more. Something... better. Alfred developed a love for snapping human spines after his first victim, Henry Ozolins.
Obviously he requires a new name. He becomes Alfred The Mankiller.
This interpretation of the Captain is a brutal killing machine who knows no fear.
Obviously he requires a new name. He becomes Alfred The Mankiller.
This interpretation of the Captain is a brutal killing machine who knows no fear.
Henry Ozolins: Holy shit it’s Alfred The Mankiller!
Alfred The Mankiller: There seems to be a break - (snaps Ozolins neck) - in the mainframe
Alfred The Mankiller: There seems to be a break - (snaps Ozolins neck) - in the mainframe
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A real patriot, and a person who is kind but has a terrible work ethic, often runs around shouting utter nonsense. His laugh is very VERY obnoxious. Likes to bug people about how great he is, especially if their names are Arthur. An Alfred tends to wear glasses and has blonde hair. Alfreds also are afraid of ghosts even though they claim they do not exist, but they easily believe in aliens.
Arthur: ALFRED! COULD YOU BE BLOODY QUIET FOR ONE MINUTE?
Alfred: But dude, I gotta be loud so that people can know where I am if they need me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BECAUSE I'M THE HERO!
Arthur: ...Git...
Alfred: But dude, I gotta be loud so that people can know where I am if they need me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BECAUSE I'M THE HERO!
Arthur: ...Git...
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