Alfred

A real patriot, and a person who is kind but has a terrible work ethic, often runs around shouting utter nonsense. His laugh is very VERY obnoxious. Likes to bug people about how great he is, especially if their names are Arthur. An Alfred tends to wear glasses and has blonde hair. Alfreds also are afraid of ghosts even though they claim they do not exist, but they easily believe in aliens.

Arthur: ALFRED! COULD YOU BE BLOODY QUIET FOR ONE MINUTE?

Alfred: But dude, I gotta be loud so that people can know where I am if they need me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BECAUSE I'M THE HERO!

Arthur: ...Git...

by theoneandonlycaptain October 16, 2011

alfred e. neuman

Your next president.

Are you gonna vote for another weak Democrat or Republican or are you going to vote for Alfred E. Neuman? It should be the latter.

by Myxamatosis October 30, 2006

Alfredo

He is the most handsome,hot, and cute person is is very kind, funny and charming. If your ever feeling sad he will make you put a smile one your face. He is also a very great trumpet player. He is very special.

Alfredo is nice and cool!

by Karina0118 April 22, 2019

Mr. Wang's Creamy Alfredo Sauce

1. A delicious Alfredo sauce made by a man named Mr. Wang.

2. Delicious healthy cum from a wang.

1. "Wow, I just love Mr. Wang's Creamy Alfredo Sauce! The way it runs down my throat leaving a pleasant taste..."

2. "Oh yeah Mr. Wang, give me your special recipe! I want to taste Mr. Wang's Creamy Alfredo Sauce!"

"I went all down on Jenna yesterday, she loved it"
"Oh really Paul? Did you give her the sauce?"
"Yeah, she really was hungry for Mr. Wang's Creamy Alfredo Sauce if you catch my drift ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"ayyy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

by ineedthesauce May 10, 2016

Alfred

Alfred is a good cook and a mean cleaning machine. He will put you in the ground with his crazy shotgun skills and mean karate. He is pretty cool and British. For some reason he also goes by obi-wan which sounds pretty dank to me.

Bruce: hey their is a creepy guy at the door I need an Alfred

by Obi-wan is life October 29, 2019

Alfredo

The best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for(: sweet, loving caring, kind, puts others before himself, funny, and the greatest guy in the whole world(: is also an awesome saxophone player(;

Alfredo is awesome!

by saraboo(: December 4, 2011

fettuccine Alfredo

When you cum in a girl, and keep fucking her until your dick is floppy and soft. Like a spaghetti.

Jon: "I totally fettuccine alfredo'd my girl last night!"

by Patoat August 10, 2016