Alcoholism

Basically if you call someone on the phone and in an emotional wreck and express your love for them. Bloody alcoholics.

Alcoholism is only a problem if you say it's a problem.

by iwannabeanalcoholic September 11, 2008

isopropyl alcoholism

Addiction to hand sanitizing, a common pandemic disorder.

He sanitized his hands after touching any item, even if it had been sitting undisturbed on his desk for years. 'You can never be too careful', he said aloud, every few minutes, in denial of his isopropyl alcoholism.

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2020

Alcohoism

When a woman dresses or generally behaves in a slutty fashion to get men to buy her drinks
(portmanteau of alcoholism and ho)

"Did you see that blonde at the bar?"
"See her? I bought her a drink!"
"You shouldn't support her alcohoism like that."

by deliciousbrains May 18, 2010

Alcoholism

Very chic amongst (pseudo-)intellectuals, mostly of the hipster brand.

Sascha spends his Friday nights drunk, reading Derrida.

Alcoholism must be in this definition.

by kikikikikikikiki May 24, 2008

Alcoholism

The unfortunate side effect of being around and consuming too much beer.

I used to have a secretary who wouldn't give me blowjobs, and a wife who cheated on me. Then I got alcoholism and now I can jerk off whenever I want!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 5, 2003

alcoholicism

Religion in which doing beer is how you practice.

Drunk driving is encouraged and seen as a badge of honor.

You get baptized in beer

“Brent has recently joined alcoholicism to better his future”

by AlfredWO Garcia December 18, 2022

alcoholist

An alternative term to refer to an alcoholic.

Bryan: "Yeah, mate, I've been an alcoholist for 6 years now, mate"

by Paul Phoenix May 9, 2006