Alabaman Mud Cracker

The Alabaman Mud Cracker is when you or your partner proceeds to shit on a cracker and feed it to you or him/her.

Man!That Alabaman Mud Cracker was delicious last night!

by Boss de la Boss March 4, 2018

Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away

Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood

by Cloutos May 31, 2019

Alabamian flagbearer

Someone who has sex with their sister on top of a confederate flag

Jimmy, when did you say you became an Alabamian flagbearer again?

by Negroratory mammal July 4, 2019

Alabaman Horseride

Riding a sibling who has a dick bigger than 9 inches.

Me and my brother did the alabaman horseride yesterday.

by EnglishRoadmanNumber214 November 17, 2020

Alabamaniss

When u fuck your stepsister and your mom at the same time well they are asleep, but then your stepfather joins and they wake up and love it. Family bonding time is great!

Jimmy: "I fucked my stepsister and my mom with my stepdad yesterday"
Chad: "Yooo ur Alabamaniss! So cool dude!"

by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

Alabamaism

Alabamaism is the condition that many football players, especially quarterbacks, who went to Alabama seem much better than they are because they are surrounded by the best weapons in the league.

1: Isn’t it crazy how everyone thought Tua was gonna be the best.
2: Classic case of Alabamaism

by Glorified midget November 4, 2021

Alabamian Sleight of Hand

When you nut in your sister's mouth without her knowledge.

Person 1: Man I was so hard that I had an accidental Alabamian Sleight of hand with my sister!

by The VERY big D January 27, 2022