Alabamian

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A person who resides within the boundaries of the greatest state in these United States of America.

I have been an Alabamian my entire life and Roll Tide Roll!

Alabamian by Kevin's Hero May 7, 2009

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Alabamian

A motherfucker who has incest.

Yo! Did you know that white girl down the street is an Alabamian?
That's fucking disgusting!

Alabamian by motherfucker_that.died March 23, 2020

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alabamian hotpocket

The act of shitting into a girl's vagina, and eating it back out

Bro #1: "yo I just broke up wit my girl cuz she wanted me to give her an Alabamian Hotpocket"
Bro #2: "shit sucks bro"

alabamian hotpocket by DCI_Guy July 14, 2017

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Alabamian fuck

An Alabamian

Did you see the new Alabamian fuck that they just transferred here?

Alabamian fuck by Alabamian fuck 死人 October 6, 2019

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Alabamian Gangbang

The girl is attached to a spinning torture wheel as the two men, one on floor and one hanging upside down from the ceiling, alternate between traditional and anal intercourse. The girl must have a brother participating in order for this to work.

I had my first Alabamian Gangbang last night.

Alabamian Gangbang by Alabama Ventura, Sex Detective September 17, 2020

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Alabamian flagbearer

Someone who has sex with their sister on top of a confederate flag

Jimmy, when did you say you became an Alabamian flagbearer again?

Alabamian flagbearer by Negroratory mammal July 4, 2019

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Alabamian Sleight of Hand

When you nut in your sister's mouth without her knowledge.

Person 1: Man I was so hard that I had an accidental Alabamian Sleight of hand with my sister!

Alabamian Sleight of Hand by The VERY big D January 27, 2022

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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