Attorney's Badge

The most valuable piece of evidence for a spiky haired lawyer in a blue suit.

"Your honor! This attorney's badge contradicts the testimony!"
"How??"
"fuck"

by A smalltown disc September 14, 2021

Real people Not actors

What they say on the Chevy commercials. But really it is just actors some say

Chevy commercial: Real people not actors
Guy #1: Oh come on this is fake

by TheGamer675 January 11, 2018

Astoria

An area on the western side of Queens, New York City. Your only zone schools are LIC and Bryant High school. One of the most diverse neighborhoods with almost every ethnicity possible. You know about Astoria projects, Ravenswood And Queensbridge. HAs many beautiful places such as Astoria Park which is the place to be during the summer. Crazy nightlife, teenage drinking and a hookah bar on every block, Astoria is one of the places to be.

We out to Astoria later or what?

by aqszfinest January 31, 2009

autoritah

Cartman from South Park's pronounciation of "authority". Mostly used when Officer Barbrady is fired for not reading good, so Cartman get's to be the new oficer of the law.

"Ay!! You will respect my authoritah!!"

by I have authoritah October 8, 2003

astoria

A neighborhood on the western end of Queens, New York. Renowned for its large Greek immigrant population, Astoria is also a traditional Italian stronghold. More recently, the area has become a gloriously polyglot mixture of almost every identifiable ethnic group on the planet while also providing residence for large numbers of white middle-class twenty- and thirtysomethings from the rest of the United States. Currently favored for its relatively low rents, relatively low crime rates, European-style cafe culture, and phenomenal variety of ethnic restaurants and grocers. Shows a pleasant tendency to be immune to the average wave of mall-culture gentrification; Starbucks and the Gap may be present, but not in a way that overwhelms the whole situation. On the other hand, the subway situation is marginal at best and often infuriating.

Average person on 30th avenue: God, what am I going to have for dinner? Pizza, Chinese, something at a cafe, Indian, Mexican, Japanese, Greek, Thai, Brazilian, five pints of Guinness, something from that Latin place, a burger, vegetarian...if only the kitchen in my apartment wasn't so useless.

Resident watching hordes of Italians hanging out of cars, waving flags, screaming, laughing, dancing, screwing in the streets: I guess the World Cup final is over.

Upper West Side resident visiting Astoria-based friend: Your rent is HOW MUCH?!?!?

Resident heading back home after a show at the Mercury Lounge: Friggin' impossible stupid N train....

Resident headed to work on a random morning: Friggin' impossible stupid N and W trains....

by Patrick from Astoria December 14, 2008

actorvist

actorvist (n). - one who plays the role of activist, performing as if he/she is speaking out for social change, but in reality is performing for attention of an audience and in large supports the status quo.

Use: According to the article, local actorvist Richard Leeroy is running for Asheville City Council.

by wordupmamajama January 9, 2015

Attoria

A strong and confident lady that takes no shit from anyone. She is graceful and eligent in her own ways. She is strong and confident in herself and others. She gives good advice and is there when you need her. She is a great friend that cares about you. She is goofy and okward. She can be embarrassed very easily by others and I very sensitive. She is not afraid to speak what she feels is right, but she is afraid to tell you what she feels inside. She loves to be with others. She is very intelligent in many ways. She is usually taller than many others. Many people think she is word and funny but she most likely is great at many forms of art.

Attoria fights back for what is right

by Mcdatt13 January 16, 2018