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Hairy balls. Used in context with Woodrow Wilson
"Man did you see that hottie Lori at the show last night?

Yea, she had Woodrow Wilson and
the advisors at attention."
by TDoug June 10, 2008
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Small Craft Advisory

A plot by the government, enforced by the Coast Guard. In an attempt to stop boaters from full sending it in rough weather
This Small Craft Advisory is bullshit.
by Quinnnnnifer July 25, 2018
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Academic Advisor

A faculty member of your university purportedly assigned to help students plan their course schedules to fit each student's degree and career plans but who are not required to know or provide accurate information regarding available courses, pre-requisites, required courses, course alternatives, etc. and often supply advice that ends up being detrimental to the student.

Side of "academic advising" include:

Taking one or more classes that are unnecessary and ending up taking 5 years to earn a 4 year degree.

Realizing 2 weeks before graduation that you could have graduated a semester early if it weren't for that "career exploration" class you took freshman year that your advisor recommended you take to "discover your calling" or "meet people in your major."

Realizing that those transfer credits actually could have transferred and you did not need to re-take that class.
My academic advisor said I had to take a full year of underwater basket weaving courses for my degree, turns out I don't and now I won't graduate this semester.

My advisor screwed me over, I'll never the mistake of taking his advice again.
by blubeblob August 13, 2012
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Advitya

He is awkward and gentle, but doesn’t shy away from a conversation. He is handsome. He is smart and observant and sees the world through critical yet peaceful eyes. If you talk to him, you will feel better afterwards, guaranteed.
Girl “he’s so cute and sweet
Girl #2 “yeah that’s advitya”
by iloveurmom22 August 6, 2019
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Please be advised

A meaningless phrase that prefaces relevant information. It is basically unnecessary if not redundant, as one is engaged in the very act of “advising” when issuing a warning, imparting knowledge, or giving advice. “Please be advised” is used excessively by people in law enforcement and sometimes by those who became serious about life at a very late age, and now maintain blogs that purport to warn the public about what is largely one-sided, uninteresting crap.
Ryan: Officer Murphy, please be advised that our suspect is driving a Jeep.

Murphy: Ryan, the fact that you’re advising me is understood in the information you have just given to me. Saying “please be advised” is an unnecessary redundancy that pollutes our radio communication.

Ryan: Ten-four.
by Ned's Nutz April 23, 2010
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a system of fear tactics to keep the uninformed, ignorant, and resistant masses under the government's control. The System is divided into 5 risk levels; Severe, High, elevated, guarded, and low. its rarely Low because there is WMDs and "insurgents" in Iraq. It is really convenient to raise the alert before a political event where there may be protestors-I mean terrorists.
The Homeland Security Advisory System was raised to orange August 1, 2004 weeks before the GOP convention.
by Commie Bastard March 28, 2005
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Parental Advisory

Don't show this to your parents
Yeah, all of the songs on the new Drake album are Explicit so it has the Parental Advisory sticker; which means I will not show this to my parents.
by hotdad December 4, 2015
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