absolute territory

it's basically the space of skin between a girl's miniskirt and higher-than-the-knee thighs.
coming from the japanese phrase, "絶対領域" (zettai ryoiki), it was first a slang coined up by otakus.
now it's used in japan pretty commonly by the public.

it's also a way to tease guys, since they normally like that more that full nudity.

a good example of where this term is used is in the anime, ナナマル サンバツ (nana maru sau batsu), meaning "fastest finger first," by character mari fukami (深見 真理).

*testing shiki on random quiz terms*
mari : "then.. how about questions like this..? here/"
shiki : "uee?~"
mari : "Q: the are of exposed skin between the hem of a miniskirt and the tops of knee-high socks is known by what name?"
shiki : t-there's a name for that?
mari : "as i suspected, you like books, but you're not an otaku."
shiki : "wh-what's the answer?"
mari : "abso.. lute.... terr.. ito.. ry."

*and starts to explain how it's connected to moe culture.*
*shiki start's entering absolute territory into his dictionary device*
mari : "you won't find it."

by your neighborhood weeb July 29, 2017

Absolute chad

Refers to a person of the highest standards and that is perfect at everything with no flaws, will act upon what they wish to without hesitation or regard for authority, highly respected by others

Dude you are an absolute chad.

by Aceaviation August 9, 2019

Absolutely Glovered

To be worn out by spending your time next to someone with no "banter". Talks exclusively about things you could not care less about. Often harmful to mental health.

I was stuck in his room for more than half an hour, in the end I was absolutely glovered.

by salsamaster1991 June 9, 2011

absolute fucking walnut

What someone is when they fuck up in a stupendously amazing fashion or are just incredibly stupid in general. Must be used with the following inflection:
"You're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"

-After Dave finished his explanation why whites and blacks are different species-
"Dave, you're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"

by Larry Machuto May 26, 2018

Absolutely bananas

When someone is talking about something crazy or something is not going right

This is absolutely bananas

by Princelol December 1, 2019

Absolute

Something only a Sith deals in.

"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

by awesomeMB9 September 25, 2020

absolute fucking shambles

The ultimate form of shambles as might be created by an uber-shambles: best demonstrated when minor clerical and administrative duties have to be undertaken by professional staff in the alleged interests of 'saving money' which in fact does no such thing, but can be pointed to by those who equate change with progress, thus claiming credit for the latter.

The essential work of an organisation isn't done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. Objection is met with a simplistic replies such as 'it only takes a moment', "do you regard it as beneath you", or 'any fool could do that'.

Further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.

Loo rolls need changing: could a computer analyst do it? Then a computer analyst shall do it! Everyone including the janitors agreed this created an absolute fucking shambles as senior analysts spent time hunting for wherever loo rolls were stored, but the office manager thought it was an ace idea and claimed an end-of year bonus.

by MoLincs September 12, 2012